你来得太慢了！ You took your time!
你想让他误了火车吗？ You want him to miss his train?
我有安排，姐姐，我要先把蔬菜运到市场。 I have a list, sister. I drove the vegetables to the market.
来吧，安东尼奥，你来帮他拿行李。 Come Antonio, you'll carry his suitcase.
他从七点钟就开始等你了。 He's been waiting for you since 7 o'clock.
你还记得以前这些疯子吗? 来来回回。 You remember before, all these loonies? A nice back and forth.
到处都是疯子，外面比精神病院多。 The crazies are everywhere, more on the outside than in the asylum.
我们住的房子是基督教慈善机构的。 We are providing accomodations out of Christian charity.
现在房子要被拆了。 But now the house will be demolished.
然后呢? 他们会建餐厅还是家具店？ And in its place? Will they build a restaurant or a furniture store?
我不知道，住在这里的小法西斯，给我们找了个小屋。 I don't know. The little fascist who lived here found us a lodge.
但是奥古斯托有钱，所以他可以回家了。 But Augusto has money, so he can go home.
过来。 Come.
他在那，看到了吗？ Here he is. See?
他一动不动。 He hasn't moved at all.
他早上就来了。 He's here since morning.
现在走吧。 Go now.
我的账单呢? 你什么时候付我钱？ And my bill? When will you pay me?
不着急。 There's no rush.
你连床都铺好了，太棒了。 You even made your bed. Bravo.
安东尼奥来接你了。 Antonio came to get you.
埃尔希德在哪？ But where is Alcide?
他早就走了。 He has left a long time ago.
你知道的，他已经痊愈了。 You know that. He's cured.
我也痊愈了。 I'm also cured.
这就是你要离开的原因，你要回罗马的家。 That's why you're leaving. You're going home to Rome.
你不开心吗？ You're not happy?
我很开心。 I'm happy.
你看我干什么？ Why are you looking at me?
我没有。 I'm not.
你读完了吗？ Have you read it?
是的。 Yes.
我能看看吗？ May I?
是的，是的。 Yes, yes.
你想要这个吗? 真皮的。 You want this? Genuine leather.
真不错，多少钱？ This is nice. How much?
十万。 Hundred thousand.
两万。 Twenty thousand.
这不够。 That's not enough.
很多了。 It's too much.
好吧。 Alright.
奥古斯托！ Augusto!
下午好，是我，卡拉，记得吗？ Good afternoon. It's me, Carla, remember?
你怎么样? 还好吗？ How are you? Okay?
对不起，我准时到了，但这里不能停车。 I'm sorry. I arrived on time, but it's impossible to park here ...
卡拉。 Carla ...
卡拉... 没错..。 Carla ... that's right ...
这是什么？ What is this?
一种非洲鼓，它有一种美妙的声音。 An African drum. It has a beautiful sound.
我是你儿子尤金尼奥的前妻。 I am the ex-wife of your son Eugenio.
是的，我的儿子。 Yes, my son.
我们三年前分居了，他住在美国。 We've separated 3 years ago. He lives in America.
美国。 America.
委内瑞拉，加拉加斯。 Venezuela, Caracas.
加拉加斯。 Caracas.
多少年过去了? 15年? 16年？ How many years have passed? Fifteen? Sixteen?
18。 Eighteen.
十八年零六个月零一天。 Eighteen years, six months and one day.
尤金尼奥和我分居了。 Eugenio and I were engaged.
现在我和另一个男人住在一起，他叫乔治。 Now I live with another man. His name is Giorgio.
他分居了，但还没离婚。 He's separated, but not yet divorced.
他得到了女儿的监护权，因为她妈妈一团糟。 He got custody of his daughter because her mother is a mess.
她吸毒，现在在戒毒..。 She shoots up, then cleans up her act and...
她为什么吸毒？ Why does she shoot up?
我也想知道。 I'd like to know that too.
罗莎的父亲不在身边，她是个难相处的孩子。 Rosa suffers from the absence of her father. She's a difficult child.
罗莎是谁？ Who is Rosa?
罗莎，我的女儿，你的孙女。 Rosa, my daughter. Your little girl.
罗莎，好名字。 Rosa, pretty name.
开门，罗莎，一定是你妈妈。 Open the door, Rosa. it must be your mom.
罗莎，这是你爷爷，好好跟他打个招呼。 Here's your grandfather. Greet him properly.
奥古斯托 · 斯克里巴尼，很高兴见到你。 Augusto Scribani. Delighted.
这是安妮塔, This is Anita,
管家，她来自瓜达卢佩。 the pillar of the house. She comes from Guadalupe.
旅途愉快吗？ Did you have a good trip?
你现在好吗？ Are you alright now?
我在车站遇见了你兄弟。 I met your brother at the station.
我的兄弟? 但我没有兄弟！ My brother? But I have no brother!
恰恰相反。 On the contrary.
你确定他没事吗？ Are you sure his alright?
拿着他的手提箱。 Take his suitcase.
你会发现你的房子有点变化。 You'll notice that your house has changed a bit.
我的房子..。 My house ...
这是毕加索的一幅画。 This is a drawing by Picasso.
这是蒙德里安的画。 This one is a Mondrian.
我在精神病院遇到一个画得很好的人。 I met a guy in the asylum who drew very well.
画得比这更好。 Even better than that.
房间准备好了吗？ Is the room ready?
准备好了。但黛博拉小姐很生气. It's ready. But Miss Deborah is very angry.
黛博拉会习惯的。 Miss Deborah will have to get used to it.
别再叫一个12岁的小女孩小姐了! 别太夸张了！ And stop calling a 12-year old girl miss! Let's not exaggerate!
她要求的。 She demands it.
这不是你的房间，乔治和我睡这儿。 This isn't your room. Giorgio and I sleep here.
你在这里会更好，你喜欢吗？ You will be better here. Do you like it?
安妮塔，黛博拉呢？ Anita, where is Deborah?
去她妈妈那了，今天是星期四。 Out with her mother. It's Thursday.
她回来的时候，告诉她把海报拿走。 When she returns, tell her to remove the posters.
我会告诉她的，但她从来不听我的。 I'll tell her. But she never listens to me ...
你会在这里找到很多你的书，但我们不得不扔掉一些。 You'll find a lot of your books here. We had to throw away a few.
我把你所有的东西都放在这个盒子里了。 I've saved all your belongings in this box.
包括你的相机。 Even your camera.
然后我放了一些信件和图片。 And then I put some letters and pictures.
看... 这是尤金尼奥和我结婚那天。 Look ... The day Eugenio and I got married.
我认识他。 I know him.
这是你儿子。 This is your son.
尤金尼奥？ Eugenio?
我现在必须走了。我必须去开店。 I have to leave now. I must open up the shop.
如果你需要什么，问安妮塔。 If you need anything, ask Anita.
安妮塔,今晚姑娘们和斯克里巴尼先生七点钟吃饭。 Tonight the girls and Mr. Scribani will dine at 7:00.
尤金尼奥。 Eugenio ...
你看我干什么？ Why are you looking at me?
- 我吓到你了? - 没有. - I scare you? - No.
谁允许你用妈妈的指甲油的 Who gave you permission to take the nail polish from my mother?
闭嘴，臭小子。 Shut up, brat.
这次，我会告诉她。 This time, I'll tell her.
而且，她会注意到的，白痴。 Moreover, she will notice, idiot.
怎么样？ Well?
什么怎么样？ Well what?
看看艺术体操队的 Annie Lennox。 Look at my hands of Annie Lennox of the Eurythmics.
你见过 Annie Lennox 漂亮的手吗？ Have you seen the beautiful hands of Annie Lennox?
我不喜欢 Annie Lennox 我喜欢 Michael Jackson。 I don't like Annie Lennox. I love Michael Jackson.
那个涂粉的野兽! 那个同性恋！ That powderered beast! That faggot!
别说大话了! 他不是同性恋！ Stop it with your big words! He's not a faggot!
现在连她的香水也不放过了？ Even her perfume now?
你为什么不走开？ Why don't you go away?
去喝你的汤吧，小姑娘。 Go eat your soup, little girl.
你也得喝汤 Annie Lennox。 You'll have to eat soup as well, Annie Lennox.
妈妈想让我们早点和爷爷一起吃晚饭。 Mom wants us to have dinner earlier, with my grandfather.
我不会和那个疯子一起吃饭的。 I won't eat with that loonie from the asylum.
在精神病院的是你妈妈。 It's your mother who's in the asylum.
不，她不是，我今天看到她了！ No, she's not. I saw her today!
你妈妈吸毒! 你妈妈吸毒！ Your mother shoots up! Your mother shoots up!
你都不知道那是什么意思。 You don't even know what it means.
意思是她吸毒了。 It means she shoots up.
- 那是什么意思-她吸毒了！ - And what does that mean? - She shoots up!
用什么？ With what?
用针。 With pins.
可怜的无知小孩！ Poor little pissing ignorant!
你... 不会吃过期的面包吧？ You ... wouldn't have stale bread?
过期的面包? 噢，不会！ Stale bread? Oh, no!
5, 4, 3, 2,1... 5, 4, 3, 2,1...
你是谁？ And who are you?
黛博拉，最后是“ h”。 Deborah, with 'h' at the end.
但我们不发音，否则就是黛博拉哈..。 But we don't pronounce it. Otherwise it'd be D�borahhh ...
非常对，真棒。 Very true. Bravo.
有时我们听到 h，有时它不发声。 Sometimes we hear the h and sometimes it is silent.
没有 h 的 h。 An 'h' without an 'h'.
哈哈，真好笑。 Ha ha. Very funny.
黛博拉是个美丽的传统名字。 Deborah is a beautiful old name.
罗莎恰恰相反，是一个管家的名字！ Rosa on the other hand, is a housekeeper's name!
我叫安妮塔。 My name is Anita.
但你是谁？ But who are you?
她是乔治先生的女儿。 She is the daughter of Mr. Giorgio.
如果乔治奥先生和卡拉结婚了, If Mr. Giorgio and Carla get married,
那黛博拉和罗莎就是姐妹了。 then Deborah and Rosa will be sisters.
这就够了。 That's all we need.
我要走了，明天见。 Well, I'm going. See you tomorrow.
安妮塔，听着。 Anita, listen.
再见，罗莎。晚上好，奥古斯托。剩下的晚餐在炉子上。 Bye, Rosa. Good evening, Augusto. The rest of the dinner is on the stove.
不，听着，安妮塔 No, listen... Anita
卡拉说我要和他们共进晚餐是真的吗？ Is it true that Carla said I'm to have dinner with them?
是的，瘟疫小姐，但如果你不想，那是你的事。 Yes, Miss Pestilence. But if you don't want to, that's your business.
我不喜欢这汤，我还不饿。 I don't like this soup, and I'm not hungry.
我要和我爸爸一起吃。 I'll eat with my dad.
告诉我..。 Tell me...
你喜欢这个黛博拉哈吗？ You like this Deborah?
- 不，你呢?-不，不。 - No. And you? - No.
我不喜欢有 h 的名字, I don't like the names with an 'h' without 'h',
她涂指甲油。 and that she paints her finger-nails.
我们的喜好一样，爷爷。 We have the same tastes, grandfather.
别叫我爷爷。 Never call me grandfather.
抱歉，奥古斯托。 Excuse me, Augusto.
我住的地方有个家伙吃花。 There was a guy who ate flowers in a place where I stayed.
- 鲜花? - 是啊. - Flowers? - Yes.
你也吃了花？ You ate flowers too?
有时候。 Sometimes.
叶子也吃吗？ Leaves, too?
那是最棒的部分！ That was the best part!
谁知道呢..。 Who knows...
- 这盒子叫什么名字?-遥控器。 - What's the name of this box? - Remote.
我住的的地方没有遥控器。 There was no remote where I was.
要换台，你得叫吉尔达修女。 To change the channel, you had to call Sister Gilda.
罗莎，拜托，别再这样了。 Rosa, please, stop with this stuff.
不是我，是他！ It's not me, it's him!
那就解释给他听，不然会坏的。 Then explain it to him, otherwise it'll break.
你要是弄坏了，她会怪我的。 You're gonna break it and she'll blame me.
罗莎，快关掉！ Rosa, turn it off, please!
你听到了吗? 关掉它！ Did you hear? Turn it off!
别让我再说一遍！ Don't make me repeat it!
嗨 卡拉。 Hi, Carla.
- 嗨, 爸爸. -嗨, 甜心. - Hi, daddy. -Hi, sweetie.
你知道谁来了吗? 罗莎的爷爷，就是他。 You know who's here? Rosa's grandfather. That's him.
欢迎，我是乔治·贝尔纳迪 Welcome. I'm Giorgio Bernardi.
奥古斯托…斯克里。。。 我想是斯克里巴尼。 Augusto ... Scri ... Scribani, I think.
你看起来不错。 You look good.
状态很好。 In great shape.
哦，是吗？ Oh, yeah?
- 嗨, 罗莎. - 嗨, 乔治. - Hi, Rosa. - Hi, Giorgio.
乔治是我妈妈的未婚夫。 Giorgio is my mom's fiance.
和伯爵夫人谈得怎么样？ How did it go with the Countess?
老太太开始捐了，我们可能会以十亿或二十亿买下宫殿。 The old lady is starting to give. We might get the palace for one or two billion.
卡斯特利会预付我钱，并保留复式公寓。 Castelli will pay me in advance, and keep the duplex.
我必须好好对待那个笨蛋，所以我们应该邀请他来吃晚饭。 I must treat that twat nicely. That's why we should invite him to dinner.
是妈妈！ It's mom!
如果是埃尔希德，让我来接。 If it's Alcide, I'll take it.
是的，妈妈。 Yes, mom.
亲爱的爸爸，她想和你说话。 Daddy dear, she wants to talk to you.
告诉她你亲爱的父亲才刚刚坐在桌子旁！ Tell her your beloved father has just sat at the table!
拜托。 Oh, come on ...
我去里面接。 I'll answer it in there.
罗莎，别看电视了！ Rosa! Stop with this TV!
我说了不是我，是他！ I said that it's not me, it's him!
别这么跟我说话! 永远不要反驳你的妈妈！ Don't talk to me like that! Never answer back to your mother!
马上回床上去! 明白吗？ Go to your bed immediately! Understand?
放她走！ And you let her go!
你弄疼我了！ You're hurting me!
回你房间去，别出来！ Go to your room and don't get out!
你告诉她不要在我们吃饭的时候打电话！ And you tell her no to call when we're at the table!
抱歉，奥古斯托，有时候我有点紧张。 Sorry, Augusto, sometimes I get a little nervous.
拜托, Oh, please,
我见过更糟的。 I've seen worse.
你需要什么吗？ Do you need something?
走开! 离我远点！ Go away! Leave me alone!
走开！ Go away!
我只是看看你。 I'm just looking at you.
我不想被人看。 I don't want to be looked at.
那我就不看了。 Then I won't look.
他们在拉马车。 They're pulling the wagon...
牛。 Oxen.
精神错乱。 Mentally deranged...
几个字母？ How many letters?
13。 Thirteen.
精神分裂。 Schizophrenic.
你现在可以走了吗？ Will you go away now?
是的，我现在走。 Yes, I'm going.
你觉得孤单吗？ Do you feel alone?
我也是。 So do I.
现在几点了？ What time is it?
埃尔希德？ Alcide?
为什么安东尼奥这个时候经过这里？ Why is Antonio passing here at this hour?
啊，是真的！ Ah, it's true!
无论如何..。 In any case ...
一周之内你的脸就变了。 in one week your face has already changed.
我喜欢它。 真棒，奥古斯托！ I like it. Bravo, Augusto!
那里更好吗？ It was better there?
你在想什么？ What are you... ?
是你啊，你差点吓到我了。 Oh, it's you. You almost scared me.
对不起... 我不想..。 Sorry... I didn't want to...
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
在这个时候，我总是很饿。 At this hour, I always have a terrible hunger.
妈妈知道，所以她同意我这样做。 Mom knows it, so she lets me do it.
她说是因为依恋剥夺。 She says it's because of emotional deprivation.
但对我来说，这只是一种巨大的饥饿感。 For me it is just a good big hunger.
- 这是什么?-焦糖布丁。 - What is it? - Cr�me caramel.
额外的! 我总是在冰箱里放两三个 Extra! I always put 2 or 3 in the fridge
过夜。 overnight.
有备无患。 Provident...
而且贪婪。 and greedy.
这是我唯一的缺点，你呢？ It's my only vice. And you?
你的缺点是什么？ What is your vice?
我... 我以前玩保龄球和打扑克..。 I ... I played bowls and trump cards...
没别的了。 And nothing else.
你喜欢吗？ You like it?
这让我想起了我妈妈给我做的葡萄牙牛奶。 It reminds me of the Portuguese milk my mother made for me.
你妈妈会..。 Your mom would be ...
我的曾祖母，对吧？ ... My great-grandmother, right?
她是什么样的人？ What was she like?
- 躲起来!-为什么？ - Hide! - But why?
快躲起来！ Hide, I say!
罗莎，我的宝贝，还没吃完么？ Rosa, my treasure, will this story ever finish?
快去睡觉，否则你明天就起不来了。 Go to bed, otherwise you won't be able to get up tomorrow.
我吃完就走。 I'll finsish this and go.
好吧，晚安，甜心。 Alright. Good night, sweetheart.
晚安，妈妈。 Good night, Mom.
你可以出来了，现在没人。 You can go out, the road is clear.
你聋了吗? 过来！ Are you deaf? Come!
你听到她说的吗？ Did you hear?
当她叫我“甜心”的时候，意思是她很开心。 When she calls me "sweetheart" it means she's happy.
如果她开心，就意味着她和乔治奥做爱了。 And if she's happy, it means she made love with Giorgio.
是闪电! 你喜欢暴风雨吗？ What lightning! You like the storm?
天啊，看起来像是打仗了。 Gosh, it looks like war.
你对战争了解多少？ What do you know about war?
我们经常可以在电视上看到。 We always watch it on TV.
你不害怕吗？ And you're not afraid?
我喜欢害怕的感觉。 I love being scared.
有很多事情让我害怕。 There's a lot of things that scare me.
比如深夜在街上听到笑声 For example, when I hear laughter,late at night in the street.
在黑暗中更可怕。 In the dark it's even scarier.
够了！ Enough!
把手给我。 Give me your hand.
这样好点了吗？ Is it better this way?
是的，好多了。 Yes, much better.
可惜，光又回来了。 Pity, the light came back.
是的，太糟糕了。 Yes, too bad.
我要睡觉了，再见。 Well, I'm going to bed. Bye.
晚安。 Good night.
一开始我觉得你很讨厌。 You know, at the beginning I thought you were unpleasant.
现在呢？ And now?
现在恰恰相反。 No, on the contrary.
晚安。 Good night.
妈妈，快走！ Mom, come on!
冷静点，现在才8点25分。 Calm down! It's only 8:25.
我要走了，我不需要保姆。 I'm going. I don't need a sitter.
这个人真有个性！ Quite a character, that one!
但她其实并不坏，只是有点犯贱。 But she's not really bad, just a bit bitchy.
妈妈说她已经到那个年纪了, Mom says she's at that age,
再过两三年，我也会变成那样。 and in 2 or 3 years I'll be like that too.
不，你不会，我们天生就是犯贱，这是大自然的恩赐。 No! Not you. We are born bitchy, it's a gift of nature.
是罗莎和她的疯子爷爷。 It's Rosa with her crazy grandpa.
去上课，孩子们! 去上课！ Go to class, kids! Go to class!
我走了，再见！ I'm going. Bye!
下午好。 Good afternoon.
我一个人住。 I live alone.
埃尔希德！ Alcide!
来，我们走！ Come! Let's go!
发生什么事了？ What's going on?
那里..。 There ...
在这里！ Here it is!
趴下！ Down!
那是谁? 我们为什么要跑？ Who is that? Why are we running?
他可能很危险，他的脸很丑。 He might be dangerous. He's got an ugly face.
你认识他？ You know him?
我不知道，恐怕是这样... 也许我欠他钱。 I dunno, I'm afraid so ... Perhaps I owe him money.
我只知道他在追杀我。 I only know he's after me.
他会戳瞎我的眼睛，电死我。 He'll poke my eyes out, electrocute me...
小心！ Watch out!
埃尔希德！埃尔希德！埃尔希德！ Alcide!
快跑！ Run away!
你跑什么？ Why are you running?
那里，那里! 进奶酪里！ There, there! Into the cheese!
要么他没认出我, Either he did not recognize me,
要么他不是埃尔希德。 or he's not Alcide.
我带了面包和帕尔马干酪。 So, I took the bread and Parmesan.
事实上，不是帕尔马干酪，是我觉得最好吃的羊奶酪。 Actually, not parmesan, I took the sheep cheese which is the best.
Oh no!这里没人喜欢这个. Oh no! Here, nobody likes it.
就这一次，算我求你了。 For once I ask for your assistance and...
我要帕尔马干酪，他却给我带了羊奶酪！ I asked for Parmesan and he brings me sheep cheese!
五..。 Five ...
四..。 four ...
三，二，一... 还有..。 three, two, one ... and...
零。 zero.
黛博拉，到桌子这儿来，罗莎在哪儿？ Deborah, come to the table. Where is Rosa?
她在脱她的小围裙 She's taking off her little apron
洗着她的小手，手上满是小斑点。 and is washing her small hands full of small spots.
妈妈，我的作文得了 A + 。 Mom, I got A + in my writing.
太棒了。 Bravo.
帕尔马干酪意大利面...不加帕尔马干酪。 Pasta with parmesan ... without parmesan.
即使在周六，乔治也很晚才回家。 Even on Saturday, Giorgio is home late.
卡拉 我得到 B 了。 Carla, I got B.
A + 比 B 好。 B is worth less than A +.
受到褒奖比 A + 更有价值。 Commendations are worth more that A+.
我在作业里提到过你。 I spoke about you in my written assignment.
是吗? 什么话题? 讨厌的老人？ Oh yeah? What was the subject - old unpleasant people?
没有过期的面包，对吗？ No stale bread, huh?
从来都没有。 There never is.
给我多打点，拜托了。 For me, a lot, please.
- 主题是: 我的家庭。-漂亮的主题！ - The subject was: my family. - Beautiful topic!
- 你写了什么?-要我念给你听吗？ - What did you write? - Shall I read it to you?
吃完之后，就我和你。 Later. Just me and you.
抱歉耽搁了，就算是周六他们也让我蛋疼。 Excuse the delay. Even on Saturday they're breaking my balls.
关于纳沃纳广场的复式公寓。 About the duplex at Piazza Navona ...
没事吧？ Everything okay?
是的，实际上，只是贷款有点问题..。 Yes, practically, there's just a problem regarding the loan...
帕尔马干酪。 Parmesan.
这是羊奶酪，爸爸。 This is sheep cheese, Dad.
羊奶酪? 为什么？ Sheep cheese? Why?
因为这里有人喜欢羊奶酪。 Because someone here prefers the sheep cheese.
比帕尔马干酪好吃多了。 It's much better than parmesan.
在我住的那里，我们会在复活节和圣诞节吃这个。 Where I was, we always had it. On Easter and Christmas, that is.
我也喜欢。 I also like it.
我觉得很恶心。 I find it disgusting.
乔治，我的写作得了 A + 。 I got an A+ in writing.
我得了 B。 And I got B.
干得好，亲爱的。 Good work, my love.
我也很擅长写作。 I was also very good at writing.
哦，是吗？ Oh, yeah?
很好。 Well, good enough.
我想成为一名作家。 I wanted to be a writer.
诗人。 Poet.
你还记得你的一首诗吗？ Do you remember one of your poems?
不，求你了，我们在吃饭！ No, please! We're eating!
闭嘴！ Shut up!
好久不见。 It's been a long time...
但我记得这个: But I remember this one:
我的思想在我那濒临倾覆的头脑中剧烈波动 "My thoughts are fluctuating badly In my poor capsized mind."
太美了! 之后呢？ It's beautiful! And after?
就这样。 That's it.
现在我要读我的短信了。 Now I'll read my text.
你晚点再看不是更好吗？ Wouldn't it be better if you read it later?
看看吧。 Read it.
我很感兴趣。 I'm interested.
读出来，我们在听。 Read it. We're listening.
主题: 我的家庭。作文: Subject: my family. Composition:
“我的家庭是一个母亲 "My family is a mom
还有一个爸爸。 "And a dad.
“爸爸不在那里。在他的位置是一个名叫乔治的爸爸。 "Dad is not there. In his place is a dad named Giorgio.
“他从未没有责骂过我...” "He does not scold me ..."
谢谢你，罗莎。 Thank you, Rosa.
但他也从未称赞过我。 "... But he never tells me nice things.
他更爱他的女儿, "He loves his daughter more,
“她叫黛博拉” "Her name is Deborah."
那不是真的. That's silly.
为什么? 你不爱我吗？ Why? Don't you love me?
我当然爱你。 Of course I do.
- “我妈妈很高...”-你不是在说我吧？ - "My mom is tall ..." - You're not talking about me?
“ ... 高挑，白皙，非常时髦，优雅” No. "... Tall and fair, very chic and refined
她喷了法国香水 "She wears French perfume
我喜欢在她的皮肤上感受 "that I like to feel on her skin
“当她拥抱我的时候，但这很少” "When she hugs me, which happens rarely. "
什么意思，我经常抱你的。 What do you mean? I always hug you.
“很少。 "Rarely.
“她穿着细跟鞋” "She wears pin heels. "
细跟鞋！ Pin heels!
我们说高跟鞋, We say stiletto heels,
无知！ ignorant!
是的，我知道，我用红笔标起来了。 Yes, I know. I corrected it in red.
有一天她出去的时候，我穿上她的鞋, "I put her shoes on one day when she was out,
“但我摔倒了，头撞到了镜子” "I fell and I hit my head against the mirror. "
这不好笑。 That's not funny.
“妈妈和乔治经常吵架，但事后他们又睡在一起。” "Mom and Giorgio often argue but afterwards they sleep together. "
你就这样写在你的作文里？！ You write that in your essay?!
这不是真的，我们不经常吵架。 And it's not true, we don't argue very often.
我喜欢我的作文，因为我在里面写的都是真实的东西。 I like my essay because I wrote real things in it.
所以我得了 A + 。 I got A + for that.
是的，继续。 Yes, continue.
“我的祖父..。 "My grandfather ...
“奥古斯托是唯一一个...” "Augusto is the only person who ... "
好了，吃饭吧！ Alright, that's it! Let's eat!
不，继续! 我想要听你说完。 No, continue! I want to hear your truth in its entirety.
但我饿了。 But I'm hungry.
不，让我们听听结尾。 No, rlet's hear the conclusion.
结尾很重要。 Conclusion is important.
说来听听。 Let's hear it.
我爷爷是我唯一真正的朋友。 "My grandfather is my only true friend.
另外，我叫他奥古斯托。 "Besides, I call him Augusto.
“他留着胡子，独自一人。 "He has a beard and he is alone.
我也是一个人。 "I too am alone.
“他觉得不开心，我也觉得不开心” "He is unhappy, and I too am unhappy. "
你不开心？ You're unhappy?
你缺什么？ What do you lack?
这就是我的感受。 That's how I feel...
你住在一个漂亮的房子里，你就是一个公主。 You live in a nice house, you're served as a princess.
你能吃到好多巧克力酱，想想在第三世界的孩子们 ！
你感到孤独，觉得不开心? 解释给我听。 You're alone, unhappy? Explain why to me.
我来告诉你为什么，因为你们吵架！ I'll tell you why: because you argue!
你们做爱，吵架, You make love and you argue,
好像我不算数一样。 and I don't count.
你只关心这个女巫。 You only care about this witch.
你才是女巫！ You're the witch!
别扯我的头发！ Don't pull my hair!
冷静点！ Calm down!
够了，罗莎！ Enough! Rosa!
回你房间去！ Go to your room!
好，我现在走。 Okay, I'm going.
我不想和你还有那个人在一起！ I don't want to be here with you and that one!
“那个”? ！ "That one"?!
我是你妈妈！ I am your mother!
回你房间去！ Go to your room!
你会为那一巴掌付出代价的。 You will pay for that slap.
不，不，不，我不喜欢... 不！ No, no, no, I do not like ... no!
我不喜欢这样。 I don't like it.
我看到的太可怕了！ What I've seen is awful!
不能这样对孩子。 No children ...
我们不应该打孩子。 We do not hit children.
打小孩是对耶稣的冒犯。 Hitting a child offends Jesus.
放松，坐下。 Relax, sit down.
不，我不喜欢这房子。 No, I don't like this house.
这房子很臭. This house stinks.
那就回到你原来的地方。 Then return to where you were.
如果奥古斯托走了，我就跟他一起走。 If Augusto leaves, I'm going with him.
你能别胡言乱语了么？ with your nonsense?
没什么，什么都没发生。 Nothing, nothing happened.
都冷静点。 Let's be calm.
冷静点，不然我叫护士了。 Let's be calm, eh? Or I'll call the nurse.
小心点，如果让朱利奥出手。 And be careful, when Giulio hits...
他下手会很重，大家冷静点。 ...He hits hard. Let's be calm.
有一次在瓜达卢佩，孩子被殴打 Once in Guadalupe, the child beaters
他们的手被砍掉了。 had their hands cut off.
不能这样对孩子。 Not children ...
不能这样对孩子。 Not children.
但是..。 But...
是银行吗？ Is that the bank?
你不认识吗？ You don't recognize it?
这是收据。 Here are the receipts.
这是现金。 And here's the cash.
很简单。 It's simple.
我们回家见. We'll see eachother back home.
这是我的银行吗？ Is this my bank?
我怎么知道？ How would I know?
救命! 开门！ Help! Open the door!
冷静! 那边是门，可以打开的。 Calm down! This is an airlock. It will open.
这里一切都变了。 Everything has changed here.
对不起，请问新来的经理是谁？ Excuse me... who is the new director?
巴托里尼先生。 Mr. Bartolini.
- 不是 斯克里巴尼?-不，不是。 - Not Scribani? - No, no.
我是斯克里巴尼。 I'm Scribani.
我想把这些收据付了。 I would like to pay these receipts.
给你钱。 Here's the money.
是的，放在那里，我马上就来。 Yes, put it there, I'll be with you immediately.
你是 斯克里巴尼 先生？ You're Mr. Scribani?
你是谁？ And who are you?
Marcelli 你忘了吗? 很多年过去了。 Marcelli. Have you forgotten? A lot of years have passed.
但你的身材还是很棒。 But you're still in great shape.
- 你感觉还好吗?-是的。 - You're feeling okay? - Yes.
都过去了吗？ It's all in the past?
是的，一切。 Yes, everything.
我要给玛格丽塔打电话。 I'm going to call Margherita.
你的秘书，你不记得了吗？ Your secretary. Don't you remember?
当然可以。 Certainly.
- 给 Trebbi 小姐打电话-马上。 - Call Miss Trebbi. - Immediately.
- 我要跟他一起去吗?-是的，在那里。 - Shall I go with him? - Yes. In there.
这是我们以前的老板，一个非凡的人。 This is our old boss. An extraordinary man.
我明白! 我明白! 我老婆没有签名！ I got it! I got it! My wife has no signature!
你好 斯克里巴尼 先生。 Hello, Mr. Scribani.
很高兴在这里见到你。 It's nice to see you here.
玛格丽塔？ Margherita?
我大了几岁，不过是我。 A few years older, but it's me.
- 你留胡子很好看，让你看起来...-老了？ - The beard looks good on you, it makes you look ... - Old?
需要帮忙吗？ Can I help you?
是的... 我不得不... 因为..。 Yes ... I had to ... because ...
有时候我会忘记事情。 ...sometimes I forget ...
我真的是经理吗？ Was I really the manager?
当然。 Of course.
来，我带你过去。 Come, I'll show you.
别害怕。 Don't be afraid.
请进。 Come in.
就是这里，你认出来了吗？ That's it. You recognize it?
这是你的办公室。 This was your office.
我坐在那边，但你永远不会去那里。 I sat there, but you'd never go there.
你会大声喊我: “玛格丽塔!” You'd call for me with your loud voice: "Margherita!"
你声音太大了，大家都怕你。 You screamed so much! Everyone feared you.
一开始我也怕，后来我就不怕了。 Even I, at first. After that, no, I was no longer afraid.
他们为什么把我带走？ Why did they take me away?
为什么，你很棒。 Why? You were great.
我们拥有的最好的，最聪明的。 The best we've had. The most intelligent.
很不幸。 Unfortunately.
我是个蠢蛋，我会和所有人上床..。 Had I been stupid, I would have fucked everyone...
你在我办公室干什么？ What are you doing in my office?
这位先生是谁？ And who is this gentleman?
打扰一下，主任先生，这位是 斯克里巴尼 先生，前任经理。 Excuse me Mr. Director,this is Mr. Scribani, former chief.
斯克里巴尼。 Scribani ...
啊! 谁..。 Ah! who ...
是的，疯子斯克里巴尼。 Yes, the crazy Scribani.
我比你强。 I was better than you.
斯克里巴尼先生，等等！ Mr. Scribani, wait!
你两年来第一次来到我的办公室，尖叫着。 ... you came into my office for the first time in 2 years, screaming...
“玛格丽塔! 关掉收音机!” "Margherita! Turn off this radio! "
“什么收音机，老板?”然后你说: "What radio, boss?" And you said:
“开什么玩笑，你的收音机太吵了，都快把我耳膜震坏了”。 "Are you kidding me? Your radio is so loud, it's destroying my eardrums.
“关掉它，该死的!” "Turn it off, damn it!"
我承认那一刻我有点害怕。 I admit that I was a little scared at that moment.
你对这个收音机很执着，但是根本没有收音机 You were obsessed with this radio. But there was no radio
没有音乐，什么都没有，一片死寂。 No music, nothing. A deathly silence.
然后你把烟灰缸拿进我的办公室，喊道: Then you took the ashtray into my office and shouted:
“这是什么?” "And what is this?"
你把它扔在地上，它碎成了一千块。 You threw it on the ground and it broke into a thousand pieces.
是的... 是的... 我记得。 Yes ... yes ... I remember.
但我还是能听到音乐。 But I still hear the music...
有时候，有时候。 Sometimes, from time to time.
溜冰圆舞曲。 Waltz of the ice-skaters.
但现在你感觉很好。 But now you're feeling fine.
- 你觉得怎么样?-我觉得你很好。 - What do you think? - I think you're fine.
你真的想回家吗？ You really want to go home?
我们可以去我家，吃点东西。 We could go to my place, for a bite to eat...
现在吃晚饭是不是早了点？ Isn't it a little early for dinner?
并不是为了一顿小小的午餐。 But not for a small lunch.
你能来我会很开心的！ It would make me so happy!
而且，主任给我放了一下午的假。 Moreover, the Director gave me the afternoon off.
你打开收音机了？ You turned on the radio?
不，我没有收音机。 No. I don't have a radio.
我是个好厨师，承认吧！ I'm a good cook, admit it!
非常好。 It was very good.
我的鼻子告诉我。 My nose tells me.
你知道味道是通过鼻子感觉到的吗？ You know that the flavors are felt through the nose?
你是说气味吗？ You mean the scents?
不，是口味。 No, flavors.
你总是这么说！ You always say something like that!
但这是事实，我在杂志上看到的。 But it's the truth. I read it in a magazine.
- 几汤匙?-五汤匙。 - How many tablespoons? - Five.
我一定是在做梦。你在这里... 在我的房子！ I must be dreaming. You here ... in my house!
斯克里巴尼 先生... 我的 奥古斯托..。 Mr. Scribani ... My Augusto ...
我坐你旁边。 I'll sit next to you.
你现在更好看了。 You are even more beautiful now.
之前，你有一种... 傲慢的气质。 Before, you had an air of ... arrogance.
骄傲的公鸡。“所有的女人都属于我!” The rooster in the henhouse. "All women belong to me!"
那只公鸡是谁？ Who was the rooster?
是你啊，我只是随便说说。 Well, you! Oh, I'm being informal.
继续啊！ Well, go on!
我们坐那里吧，我的小沙发上。 Let's sit here, on my little couch.
- 为什么?-我们会更舒服。 - Why? - We'll be more comfortable.
在小沙发上..。 On the small couch ...
你知道吗，我..。 You know, I was ...
我疯狂地爱着你。 I was madly in love with you.
你在附近的时候, When you were nearby,
我希望我能摩擦你 I wished I'd rub against you
像猫一样。 like a cat.
曾经。 Once ...
我们肩并肩，观察汇率..。 we were side by side, and observed the exchange rates...
Mediobanca Pirelli... 还有你..。 Mediobanca, Pirelli ... And you ...
不经意的，你牵起我的手 absent-mindedly, you took my hand
我祈祷我们能在一起。 and you crossed your fingers with mine ...
就像这样。 ...like that.
但你只想着交易所，而我..。 You thought only about the Exchange while I ...
哦，颤抖！ Oh, the shivers!
颤抖？ The shivers?
我做了什么？ And what did I do?
你说了些关于蒙特迪森的事。 You said something about Montedison.
从那以后，我一直希望这种情况能再次发生。 Since then, I always hoped that would happen again.
蒙特迪森？ Montedison?
你会握着我的手，但再也没有发生过。 That you'd hold my hand. But that never happened.
现在你在我家。 But now you're in my house.
你逃不掉的！ You can't escape me!
你觉得我厚颜无耻吗，说啊！ You think I'm cheeky, huh? Say it!
我知道我很无礼，但是你知道我内心的感受。 I'm sassy! But if you knew what I feel inside ...
你在干什么? 你在盯着我的奶子看吗？ But what are you doing? You're staring at my titties?
你这个小淘气！ You little rascal!
我多么想要你！ How I want you!
你的鼻子真性感。 What a beautiful sexy nose you have.
你是个鳏夫。 You are a widower.
你说你女儿不是蓝带厨师。 You say your daughter is not a cordon bleu cook.
我一个人住，没有丈夫，你为什么不来这里住？ I live alone. Husband - nada. Why don't you come live here?
没有丈夫？ Husband - nada?
是的，没有丈夫。 Nada de nada. No husband.
奥古斯托 · 斯克里巴尼先生, Mr. Augusto Scribani,
把你的手给我，让我成为世界上最幸福的女人！ give me your hand and make me the happiest woman in the world!
但是我..。 But I ...
安静! 安静！ Quiet! Be quiet!
你不必马上回答。 You don't have to answer immediately.
我们是成年人，我们思考，我们交谈。 We are adults. We think, we talk ...
- 我们走!-去哪儿？ - Let's go! - Where?
- 那里-哪里？ - In there. - Where?
当然是在我的卧室！ In my bedroom, of course!
我放点音乐，好吗？ I'll put on some music. Okay?
让我想想。 So, let's see.
你说你不爱我? 我明白。 You say you don't love me? I understand.
爱会随着时间而来。 Love will come with time.
在这里，你会被当成真正的将军。 Here, you would be treated like a real pasha.
用你的退休金和我的薪水 With your pension and my salary
你会拥有一切，最重要的是，你会得到我所有的爱。 you'll have everything. And most importantly, you'll have all my love.
你不知道我有多爱你。 You do not know how I can love.
我还是个孩子，是的，一个孩子。 I am still a child. Yes, a child.
你多大了？ How old are you?
这跟年龄无关，我的心是处女之心。 Age has nothing to do with it. I have a heart of a virgin.
我不是没有机会！ It's not that I didn't have any opportunities!
在银行，我看到漂亮的绅士，名人。 At the bank, I see beautiful gentlemen, famous people.
法比奥 · 泰斯蒂一进来。 Once Fabio Testi came in.
他就微笑着赞美我。 He smiled, complimented me ...
他跟我调情！ He flirted with me!
你知道我说什么吗？ And you know what I said?
不，亲爱的，不可能，尼斯巴！ No, my dear, not a chance. Nisba!
尼斯巴？ Nisba?
我对那些想要我却配不上我的人说“尼斯巴”。 I say 'Nisba' to those who want me but don't deserve me.
因为我有很多爱要给予你。 Because I have a lot of love to give.
我爱死你了。 And I love you to death.
爱我，我就是你的。 Love me, and I will be yours.
不，很抱歉打扰你，我..。 No, I'm sorry to have bothered you. I...
- 我得走了-不，求你了！ - I gotta go. - No, I beg you!
- 但我得走了-不，爱我，带上我！ - But I have to go. - No, love me, take me!
我有个约会。 I have an appointment.
和谁？ With whom?
世界上最漂亮的小女孩。 The most beautiful little girl in the world.
王八蛋！ Bastard!
你没有心，你不知道如何去爱！ You have no heart. You don't know how to love!
你最后一次什么时候..。 When was the last time...
... 和一个女人做爱? 回答我！ ...you made love with a woman? Answer me!
18年6个月20天。 Eighteen years, six months and twenty days.
这个漂亮的蛋糕是为了纪念卡斯特利先生。 This beautiful cake is in honor of Mr. Castelli.
给我的? 谢谢。 For me? Thank you.
当然是为了庆祝你的离婚，这是你妻子的主意。 To celebrate your divorce, of course. It's your wife's idea.
我亲爱的丈夫，或者说我的前夫。 Well, my dear husband ... or rather my ex.
剪断它-永远！ Cut it - forever!
感觉怎么样？ Was that good?
坦白说，我发现 Frankly, I find
庆祝离婚的想法有点可怕。 the idea of celebrating a divorce a little macabre.
对，我也觉得这不太好。 Yes, it's not in the best taste.
我觉得这很神圣。 I find it rather spiritual.
我都听说了，你们这些八卦天才。 I've heard it all, you gossips.
这是一个可爱的想法，也是一个新生活的开始。 This is a lovely idea and also the beginning of a new life.
你也是，亲爱的。 For you too, sweetheart.
伴随着我的爱开始新的生活。 A new life alongside my love.
我得到了赡养费，你得到了他。 I got the alimony, and you got him.
我不羡慕你，在床上，他很可怕。 I don't envy you. In bed, he's horrible.
当我看到你，我想我知道为什么了。 When I see you, I understand why.
如果我是你，我会在它崩溃之前做个拉皮手术。 In your place, I would do a facelift before it crumbles.
真是个婊子！ What a bitch!
啊! 自由的感觉真好。 Ah! It's good to feel free.
尤其是未来这么美好。 Especially with such a future ahead.
谢谢，我希望我的罗比能达到巅峰。 Thank you. I hope to be at the height of my Robby.
我们希望有一个光明的未来 We are hoping for a bright future
我们也是！ for us as well!
我们也在庆祝，对吧? 你和你的搭档离婚了，还勾搭上了我。 We're celebrating too, right? You divorced your partner and hooked up with me.
没错，我希望他床上功夫好，否则我不会嫁给他！ Indeed. I hope he's good in the sack, otherwise I won't marry him!
卡拉，看看谁来了！ Carla, look who's here!
你不是让他待在房间里吗？ Didn't you tell him to stay in his room?
当然了。 Of course I did.
不好意思。 Excuse me.
- 你能起来吗?-当然。 - Would you get up? - Of course.
- 你见过...-什么？ - Have you seen ... - What?
我的填字游戏？ My crossword?
跟我来。 Come with me.
我打赌是黛博拉拿走了。 I bet Deborah took it...
她可能会用笔写，这样我就不能擦掉答案了。 She probably wrote with pen so I can't erase the answers.
这个疯子是谁？ But who is this lunatic?
卡拉 的岳父。 Carla's father-in-law.
不幸的是，他住在这里，他身体不太好。 He lives here, unfortunately. He's not well.
她是故意的。 She does it on purpose.
你看到我的3028号填字游戏了吗？ Have you seen my crossword No. 3028?
奥古斯托，请允许我向你介绍工程师卡斯特利。 Augusto, may I present to you engineer Castelli.
很高兴认识你。 Delighted.
多好看的鸡巴脸啊! 我从没见过这么好看的！ What a beautiful dick-face! I've never seen one so beautiful!
恭喜，恭喜。 Congratulations, congratulations.
你好大的胆子？ How dare you?
一个来自另一个时代的混蛋。 A real dick-face from another era.
服务员，给我一杯水。 Waiter, give me a glass of water.
他疯了！ He's crazy!
他从..。 He got out of a...
但他连只苍蝇都不会伤害。 But he wouldn't hurt a fly.
抱歉, 乔治. Excuse me, Giorgio.
我知道，卡拉让我待在房间里。 I know. Carla had told me to stay in my room.
抱歉打扰你了。 Sorry to have bothered you.
卡斯特利要走了。 Castelli is leaving.
把那个给我。 Give me that.
我道歉，卡斯特利，我很惭愧。 I apologize, Castelli. I am so ashamed.
明天见？ See you tomorrow?
我明天没空。 I'm not available tomorrow.
- 后天?-都没空。 - The day after tomorrow? - Neither.
- 我能打电话给你吗?-我不会接的。 - Shall I call you? - I won't answer.
我们完蛋了。 We're screwed.
承认吧，是你拿了我的填字游戏？ Admit it, you're the one who took my crossword?
拿着！ Here!
肯定是这些白痴中的一个。 It had to be one of these idiots.
恕我冒昧，我是卡蒙蒂医生。 If I may... I'm Dr. Camonti.
我朋友 Peruzzi 医生在治疗你，对吧？ You were being treated by my friend Dr. Peruzzi, right?
Peruzzi? 啊，是的..。 Peruzzi? Ah, yes ...
他电了我一下。 He gave me an electric shock.
他甚至弄断了我的脊椎，好医生。 He even broke my vertebra. Excellent doctor.
我也是干这行的。 I'm also in the same trade.
精神科医生，而且很有能力，比 Peruzzi 还厉害。 Psychiatrist. And competent. More than Peruzzi.
希望如此。 I hope so.
我喜欢你，我想更了解你。 I like you. I want to get to know you better.
如果你真的感觉好多了，就享受你的自由吧, If you really feel better, enjoy your freedom,
与人交往，畅所欲言。 mingle with people, say what you think.
如果你想说“鸡巴脸”就说吧。 If you want to say "dick-face", then say it.
如果我说出我的想法，会很伤人的。 If I say what I think, it will hurt.
想说就说吧! 为什么不考虑上一下电视？ Just say it! Why not come on TV?
你可以说你想说的。 You could call the things by their name.
电视? 但是... 我既不会唱歌也不会跳舞。 A TV? But ... I can neither sing nor dance.
但我可以做这个，是 Alcide 教我的。 I can just do this It's Alcide who taught me.
太棒了! 非常有趣! 你会成功的。 Gorgeous! Very funny! You will have a great success.
是你拿了我的填字游戏吗？ Was it you who took my crosswords?
你真是个好人！ You're quite a guy!
丹尼洛，别让我说第二遍。 Danilo, don't make me say it twice.
不好意思。 Excuse me.
尽量准时。 And try to be more punctual.
好了，把毛巾拿开。 That's it. Remove the towel.
我让你变漂亮了，是吧？ I made you beautiful, huh?
真漂亮。 Beautiful.
谢谢，多少钱？ Thank you. How much?
你想付钱给我? 你疯了！ You want to pay me? But you're crazy!
小心说话，他是来看“新精神病学”的。 Watch what you're saying! He's here for that show "New Psychiatry".
另一个来了。 This is another one.
萨利米. 痴呆症. Salemi. Dementia praecox.
精神病. Cyclothymia.
回头见，斯克里巴尼，先去见主持人吧。 See you later, Scribani. Go and see the presenter.
- 她在哪?-在酒吧。 - Where is she? - At the bar.
- 你穿这个过来的吗?-他们没有我尺码的衣服。 You manage to walk in those? They didn't have them in my size.
是我。 It's me.
我是主持人。 I am the presenter.
请把毛巾拿开。 Remove the towel please.
我们30分钟后开始直播。 We'll go on air 30 minutes later.
比赛还没结束，他们在加时赛。 The game is not over. they're playing overtime ...
你可以再复习一遍你的答案。 You can review your answers again.
当然。 Course.
问题1: 你的情况如何？ Question 1: What is your case?
精神病。 Psychosis of abandonment.
是否重新融入社会？ # 2: Re-insertion into society?
除了家人没有别的问题。 No problem except family.
除了罗莎。 Except Rosa ...
你的孙女？ Your granddaughter?
不，不是我孙女。 No, not my granddaughter.
我最好的朋友，记下来。 My best friend. Write that down.
那么，卡蒙蒂教授的干预..。 Well ... Then, the intervention by Professor Camonti, etc..
观众的问题... 希望不会太蠢。 Questions from the audience ... hopefully not too stupid.
如果你想吃点东西，那里有小吃店。 If you want to eat something, there's the snack bar.
你要吃甜甜圈吗？ Can I offer you a donut?
没时间了，不过还是谢谢你。 No there's no time. But thank you.
我会把这些高跟鞋处理掉。 I'll get rid of these pumps.
他说”你明白吗，我妻子想要 And he said ...: "Do you understand? My wife wants
当我想和她做爱的时候，付给她5万里拉” "me to pay her 50,000 lire when I want to make love with her. "
另一个人接了电话。 And the other guy answers ...
- 他回答说 ... - 埃尔希德! - He replied ... - Alcide!
你不认识我了吗? 奥古斯托！ Don't you recognize me? Augusto!
天啊，你看起来棒极了！ My God, you look great!
你去哪儿了？ But where have you been?
- 你为什么要逃跑?-什么时候？ - Why did you run away? - When?
那天..。 The other day...
那是你吗？ That was you?
来点威士忌？ A little whiskey?
- 不，我有点头疼-喝了就好了。 - No, I have a headache. - Drink, it'll pass.
来吧！ Come on!
等等，这里有很多好东西。 Wait! There's a lot of quality stuff in here...
让我摸摸这美臀！ Let me feel this beautiful ass!
现在不是1910年。 This isn't 1910.
我是个老家伙。 I'm an old guy.
你也是为了这个关于疯子的节目来的吗？ You're also here for this program about loonies?
当然，我在找工作。 Of course. I'm looking for a job.
我想成为一名演员。 I'm trying to become an actor ...
虽然这很难，你呢？ Even though it's hard. And you?
没什么好抱怨的。 I can't complain.
你对那个地方没有抱怨了么 Already there, you do not complain.
有时候我很怀念，你知道吗? 我一定是受虐狂。 Sometimes I miss it, you know? I must be masochistic.
顺便问一下，你还记得那个小笼子吗？ By the way, do you remember the small cage?
什么小笼子？ What small cage?
我的，有网的那个。 Mine, the one with the net around.
我至少放了一千两百只苍蝇。 I had put at least a thousand two hundred flies.
你还记得那声音吗？ Do you remember the noise?
然后 Balestrazzi 出现了，那是他的名字，对吧？ Then Balestrazzi happened. That was his name, right?
是的! 那个混蛋在我的笼子里放了一只黑鸟。 Yes! That bastard put a blackbird in my cage.
黑鸟吃掉了所有的苍蝇。 And blackbird ate all the flies.
塔尼亚！ Tania!
我认识你吗？ Do I know you?
你不是塔尼亚？ You are not Tania?
真可惜。 What a shame.
你去哪儿了? 要开始了！ But where were you? It's about to start!
等等，亲爱的，这是奥古斯托 · 斯克里巴尼，我以前的床友。 Wait, my dear. Meet Augusto Scribani, my former bed neighbor.
很高兴见到你，我是艾妮丝。 Enchanted. I'm lnes.
我很荣幸，女士。 I'm honored, ma'am.
这是你给我介绍的第一个杰出的朋友，亲爱的。 The first distinguished friend you ever introduced me to, my love.
快点，时间到了。 Quickly, it's time.
你在那里待了18年？ You were there for eighteen years?
十八年六个月零一天。 Eighteen years six months and one day.
那里的生活怎么样？ How was life like there?
怎么样？ How?
嗯，不错... 有很多 Well, not bad ... There were many
好人。 good people.
我们吃饭, We ate,
喝酒，睡觉，对吧？ drank, slept. Right?
我们在森林里砍柴。 We would cut wood in the forest.
护士们都很有礼貌。 And nurses were very polite.
那个大家伙叫什么来着 What was the name of that big one
谁像一个橱柜?-朱利奥。 who resembled a cupboard? - Giulio.
巴利斯特拉奇，还有曼托瓦尼和一个没有手指的人。 Balestrazzi. There was also Mantovani and the one that lacked a finger.
他们有点自大，但人很好，很贴心。 They were a little cocky, but nice, very sweet.
而且很强壮，用那双手！ And strong, too. With those hands!
你还记得吗？ Do you remember?
怎么可能忘记，特别是他们被绑在床上的时候 And how! Especially when they tied to the bed
还有他们漂亮的腰带。 with their beautiful belts.
主任医师呢？ And the chief doctor?
主任医生? Peruzzi 教授？ The chief doctor? Professor Peruzzi?
Peruzzi 教授怎么样？ How was the professor Peruzzi?
Peruzzi 教授? 一个天才! Professor Peruzzi? A genius!
伟大的人! 他有种。 Great man! He had balls.
他毕竟是我们的推荐人，他..。 He was our reference, after all. He...
我能打个招呼吗？ Can I say hello?
当然，请便。 Of course, please do.
Peruzzi 教授... Professor Peruzzi ...
杰出的Peruzzi教授。 Illustrious Professor Peruzzi ...
老蠢猪！ Old pig!
你这个混蛋！ You bastard!
猪！ Swine!
我受够了，我要走了。 I've had enough. I'm going.
听我说！ Listen to me!
愿你死于癌症！ May you die of cancer!
拿着！ Here!
Balestrazzi 听着，你是戴绿帽子的国王！ Balestrazzi, listening, you're the king of cuckolds!
恶棍! 无赖！ Thugs! Scoundrels!
听到了吗，有刺客！ You hear me? Assassin!
去你妈的！ Fuck you!
来吧，大家一起来！ Come on, come all!
冷静点！ Calm down!
够了！ Enough!
坐下，我们在直播呢。 Sit down! We're live.
我们很抱歉，亲爱的观众朋友们。 We apologize, dear viewers.
这是一部纪录片 And here's a documentary
金枪鱼捕捞。 on tuna fishing.
你看到主持人的脸了吗？ Have you seen the presenter's face?
导演呢? 他差点心脏病发作！ And the director? He almost had a heart attack!
别说了，太恶心了。 Stop it! It was disgusting.
哦，教堂... 十字架的标志。 Oh, a church... the sign of the cross.
你看到了吗? 她看到一个教堂和 ZAP！ You see? She sees a church and ZAP!
它救不了你，圣母知道你做了什么。 It will not save you. The Virgin knows what you did.
你能闭嘴吗？ Will you zip it?
她信教，你知道的，她以前是妓女，但是信教。 She is religious, you know. Ex-prostitute, but religious.
你呢？ How about you?
这是个很难回答的问题。 that's a rather difficult question ...
那是什么？ What is it?
我不喜欢这辆车，它在跟踪我们。 I don't like this car. It's following us.
慢点，艾妮丝！ Slow down, Ines!
你又开始说这个了？ You're starting with that again?
如果这车能开得更快，我会说: “加速!” If this was a faster car, I would have said: "Accelerate!"
它超过我们了。 It's passing us.
他们走了。 They're gone.
谢谢你，圣詹纳罗！ Thank you, Saint Gennaro!
每次都让我觉得像中枪了一样。 Each time, it makes me feel like I've been shot.
我一上车，就有人跟踪我。 As soon as I get in the car, there is someone following me.
为什么，他们为什么要抓我？ Why? Why are they after me?
投降吧！ Surrender!
这是儿童舞会吗？ Is this the children's ball?
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think?
这里！ Here!
这支舞叫什么名字？ What is the name of this dance?
肚皮舞，你这个无知的家伙。 Belly dancing, you ignorant.
你不认识我了吗？ Don't you recognize me?
你真漂亮。 You're beautiful.
你扮演的是谁？ Who are you?
蓬帕杜尔夫人，你看不出来吗？ Madame de Pompadour, can't you see?
你甚至有她的痣..。 You even have her mole...
他们说是点睛之笔。 They say a bute.
当然，伟大的“点睛之笔”。 Of course, the great 'bute'.
我们跳舞吧？ Shall we dance?
我们跳舞吧，夫人。 Let's dance... Madame.
混蛋! 也许你是蝙蝠侠，但你要尊重你的父亲！ Asshole! Perhaps you're Batman but you'll respect your father!
今晚我们晚点回家。 Tonight we'll return home later.
什么时候？ At what time?
三点? 四点？ At three? At four o'clock?
也许... 等等！ Maybe... Wait!
他伤害你了吗? 要我报警吗？ Is he hurting you? Shall I call the police?
滚开！ Beat it!
- 别伤害她-好的。 - Don't hurt her. - OK.
你喝什么？ What do you drink?
- 果汁. - 那我也一样. - An orangeade. - Me too.
我妈妈理解我。 You know, my mom understands me.
我也理解她。 I also understand her.
但是我们还是不了解对方，你明白吗？ And yet we don't get eachother. Do you understand?
不，我不明白。 No, I don't understand.
妈妈爱我，我很确定。 Mom loves me. I'm sure of it.
但她不想表现得太明显。 But she doesn't want to show it too much.
她害怕爱黛博拉的乔治。 She is afraid of Giorgio who loves Deborah.
乔治 吓到她了？ Giorgio scares her?
不是真正意义上的害怕，只是说她害怕 Not scared in a real sense of the word. Let's just say she's afraid
他会离开她。 he'll leave her.
她想自杀，你知道吗？ She tried to kill herself, you know?
但是... 她没有这么做。 But... she didn't go through with it.
当然没有。 Of course not.
在我看来，她是装的，她想吓唬乔治。 In my opinion, she pretended. She wanted to scare Giorgio.
如果我死了你会怎么做呢？ What would youdo if I died?
你为什么要死？ Why should you die?
如果事情发生了，你会怎么做？ Suppose I did. What would you do?
我该怎么办? 我也会死。 What would I do? I would also die.
你爱你的儿子吗？ Did you love your son?
谁？ Who?
你儿子尤金尼奥 我爸爸，你爱他吗？ Your son, Eugenio. My dad. Did you love him?
我想是的，怎么了？ I think so. Why?
你还记得他吗? 我记得的很少。 Do you remember him? I remember very little.
我记得他小时候。 I remember him as a child.
比你还小。 Smaller than you.
有一次他来精神病院看我。 Once he came to visit me in the asylum.
我一直觉得他要么太小了 I've always seen him either too small
或者太大。 or too big.
我不知道我是否爱他。 I don't know if I loved him.
我不记得了。 I don't remember.
你在看那个年轻人吗？ Were you looking at that young man?
确定吗，你看过那边了。 Sure? You looked over there.
你想不想去别地方？ You wanna go?
快走，快走。 Come on, come on.
跟我在一起的时候不要看别人。 Never look at another person when you're with me.
我答应妈妈午夜前回来。 I promised Mom I'd be back before midnight.
你妈妈是个混蛋！ This mom of yours is a ball-buster!
上次，爸爸打电话告诉我他会回家过圣诞节。 Last time, Dad called to tell me he would come home for Christmas.
接着他说他会在复活节来。 Then he said he'd come on Easter.
然后他就在也没有联系了。 Then he stopped calling.
有一次我听到我妈告诉乔治，她对她的丈夫，我的父亲什么感觉都没有了 One time I heard my mom tell Giorgio that she felt nothing 。 for her husband, for my dad.
但那不是真的，她还是有感觉的。 But that's not true, because she felt great.
我是个律师。 I am a lawyer.
那又怎样? 我不做那些事。 So what? I don't do those things.
我不是在祈求月亮。 I'm not asking for the moon.
好吧，我们走。 Alright. Let's go.
在那边，埃尔希德和我睡在同一个房间。 Over there, Alcide and I slept in the same room.
一天早上，他来找我, One morning, he approached me,
非常生气，他说: all furious, and he said:
“小偷，小偷! 把我的脚还给我!” "Thief, thief! Give me back my feet! "
他那是什么意思？ What did he mean by that?
他认为我偷了他的脚。 He was convinced I had stolen his feet.
他以为我的脚就是他的脚。 He thought my feet were his feet.
你还给他了？ You gave them back to him?
我没那么疯！ I'm not that crazy!
我能问你个奇怪的问题吗？ Can I ask you a bit strange question?
当然。 Of course.
你是怎么变疯的？ How did you become crazy?
这个... 很难解释。 Well ... It is not easy to explain.
或者..。 Or maybe ...
有一天我开始 Well, one day I started
有了思想 to have thoughts
但那不是我的。 that were not mine.
后来，我开始听到音乐。 And later, I started to hear music.
什么音乐？ What music?
圆舞曲。 A waltz.
溜冰圆舞曲。 Waltz of the ice-skaters.
所以疯狂的感觉很好。 So it's nice to be insane.
有些人喜欢。 Some people like it.
这样不是很好吗, Wouldn't it be nice,
最后变成这样? 靠施舍生活，自由自在。 to end up like this? To live on alms. To be free.
无忧无虑。 Without a care in the world.
可怜的家伙，给他点东西。 Poor thing. Give him something.
你说得对，把这个给他。 Yes, you're right. Give him this.
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?
你当我是乞丐吗？ Who do you take me for? A beggar?
对不起... 这是个误会。 I'm sorry ... This is a misunderstanding.
小姑娘不想得罪你。 Little miss did not want to offend you.
我叫奥古斯托 · 斯克里巴尼，很高兴见到你。 My name is Augusto Scribani. Pleased to meet you.
很高兴认识你。 Nice to meet you.
我叫第欧根尼。 My name is Diogenes.
那是我的名字，因为我是个哲学家。 That's my name because I am a philosopher.
第欧根尼... 就是那个“寻找诚实的人” Diogenes ... the one who sought the man.
不，我寻找上帝。 No, I seek God.
如果有一天, And if one day,
我设法找到他了，我发誓 I manage to find him, I swear
我要杀了他！ I will kill him!
我们喝一杯吧？ Well, shall we have a drink?
有一家客栈供应很好的酒。你喜欢“芭芭拉”酒吗，小姑娘？ There is an inn that serves great wine. Do you like the 'barbera' wine, little girl?
你落下了你的东西？ You left your stuff?
别担心，猫会保护你的。 Don't worry. The cats will keep guard.
我训练过它们，它们比獒犬更凶猛。 I have trained them. They are fiercer than the mastiffs.
来，跟我来。 Come, follow me.
我的兄弟，再来一升，我要加满。 Eh! My brother, another liter! I want to fill up.
听我说，女孩，热爱自由, Listen to me, girl: love the freedom,
拒绝工作、婚姻和家庭。 refuse the work, marriage and the family.
对！ Right!
这是一个关于意志的简单问题。 It's a simple question of will.
他们都跟我说: “工作!”但是我..。 They all told me: "Work!" But I...
我想知道: 为什么要这么做？ I wondered: why do it?
我像狮子一样战斗，我赢了。 I fought like a lion and I won.
你知道我们真正的敌人是谁吗？ You know who our real enemies are?
基本上，他们有三个。 Basically, there's three of them.
毒品，会让你变成奴隶。 Drugs, that turn you into a slave.
强迫你工作的女人 Women who force you to work
还有把你扔进监狱的警察。 and cops who throw you into jail.
不好意思，我要去尿尿。 Excuse me, I gotta go pee.
你不能喝酒，否则我不会娶你你。 And you don't drink, or I won't marry you.
需要一首歌吗？ A song?
想听歌吗？ Want a song?
- “昨天”-我没听过这个。 - "Yesterday". - I don't know that one.
任何歌都行。 Any song.
大海在哪里闪耀，风在哪里吹拂 Where the sea shines and where the wind blows
在一个面对 Gulf of Sorrento 的老露台上 On an old terrace facing the Gulf of Sorrento
如果我..。 And if I ...
男人吻女人 A man kisses a girl
哭过之后 after crying
如果我爱上你呢？ And if I fell in love with you?
我好爱你 I love you so
你知道吗 you know
非常非常，你知道吗 Oh, so much, you know
这是锁链，你知道吗 It's a chain, you know
链接我们的命运 linking our destinies
我好爱你，你知道吗..。 I love you so, you know...
局长，已经六个多小时了。 Commissioner, it's been more than six hours ...
可能是..。 It might be a case of...
听起来可能是他们，我再打过去。 It sounds like it might be them. I'll call back.
罗莎呢，罗莎在哪？ And Rosa? Where is Rosa?
她在这里。 Here she is.
发生什么事了？ What happened?
没什么，她很好。 Nothing. She's feeling great.
她只是睡着了。 She's just asleep.
进来吧，第欧根尼。 Come inside, Diogenes.
我们把她放在这里。 We'll put her down here.
罗莎，罗莎，亲爱的。 Rosa, Rosa! My love.
这位是第欧根尼，我的好朋友。 I present Diogenes, a very dear friend of mine.
一个伟大的哲学家将要住在这里。 A great philosopher who came to live here.
我希望我没有打扰到..。 I hope I'm not disturbing...
看在上帝的份上，走开！ For pity's sake, go away!
不，不，等等。 No, no. Wait.
她醉酒了。 She drank.
你让她喝酒? 一个9岁的孩子！ You made her drink? A 9-year old child!
乔治，醒醒，过来。 Giorgio, wake up, come here.
去叫你爸爸！ Call your father!
爸爸，过来，罗莎喝醉了。 Dad, come here! Rosa is drunk.
发生什么事了？ What's going on?
很漂亮，是纯银的吗？ Very pretty. Is it solid silver?
- 你喜欢吗?-非常好。 - Do you like it? - Very nice.
这是我送给你的礼物。 I give to you as a gift.
- 真的?-是的，拿着。 - Really? - Yes, take it.
不，别吻我。 No, don't kiss me.
谢谢，我会放在自助餐上的。 Thank you, I'll put it on the buffet.
难以置信! 什么? 你怎么还在这里？ Unbelievable! What? You're still here?
马上离开! 门在这里！ Leave immediately! Here's the door!
慢点！ Gently!
别怪我，第欧根尼。 Don't blame me, Diogenes.
我们会再见面的，我会打电话给你的，再见！ We'll meet again. I'll call you. Bye!
大家晚安。 Good night to you all.
我向你保证 Rosa I assure you that Rosa
根本没喝醉。 is not drunk at all.
她只喝了一杯酒，一杯！ She drank one glass of wine. One!
让她昏昏欲睡，仅此而已。 And it made her sleepy. That's all.
“仅此而已”，他说。 "That's all", he says.
如果她喝了一杯..。 If she drank one glass ...
一！ One!
然后她会睡得很好. Then she'll sleep nicely.
你真是帮了大忙了！ You're very helpful!
你必须明白，这是一根稻草..。 You must understand that this is the straw that...
压断了骆驼的背。 ...broke the camel's back.
你是个不稳定的因素 You are a permanent danger
我女儿罗莎很喜欢你 to my daughter. Rosa is attached to you
但以一种不健康的方式。 in an unhealthy way.
我向你保证，我们只是出去走走。 But I assure you that we just went for a little walk...
我和罗莎之间没什么。 There's nothing between me and Rosa.
真希望是这样！ I wish I'd seen it!
你对罗莎的影响很不好。 You have a very harmful influence on Rosa.
她是一个非常——不要打哈欠! ——一个非常容易受影响的孩子。 She is a very - DON'T YAWN! - a very impressionable child.
某些演讲，某些会议，比如和那个可怕的人..。 Certain speeches, certain meetings like with that horrible person...
今晚。 ...tonight...
伟大的哲学家。 A great philosopher.
对她... 没有任何好处。 Don't do her... any good.
你们总是在一起，总是说话，你在跟她说什么？ You're always together, always speaking. What are you telling her?
没什么，男人和女人之间的事..。 Nothing. Things between a man and a woman...
但罗莎不是女人！ But Rosa is not a woman!
她只是个小女孩，你可以... 你是她爷爷。 She's a little girl. You could be... You are her grandfather.
爷爷的举止是不同的。 And grandfathers act differently...
要更... 更..。 more... more ...
乔治，醒醒！ Giorgio, wake up!
你也说句话啊！ Say something too!
是的，你什么都不说。 Yes, you never say anything.
不，当然..。 No, of course ...
奥古斯托，你... 你是..。 Augusto, you ... you are ...
毕加索的平版画在哪里？ Where is the Picasso lithography?
- 它就挂在那儿-小丑？ - It was hanging there. - The Harlequin?
罗莎很喜欢，她想剪掉，我..。 Rosa liked it. She wanted to cut it, and I ...
你答应她了？ You told her yes?
没错。 Exactly.
不，奥古斯托, No, Augusto,
你的出现是有害的。 your presence here is toxic.
罗莎是个孩子，但你更孩子气。 Rosa is a child but you're even more childish.
为了她的利益，你必须..。 In her interest, you must...
远离她。 ...distance yourself from her.
我知道，房子是你的。 I know, the house is yours.
但我们有租约, But we have a lease,
我们要对那两个女孩负责。 and we're responsible for the two girls.
任何法庭都会支持我们的。 Any court will see our way.
这里有很多现代化的诊所, There are very modern clinics,
养老院, nursing homes,
不是很贵。 not very expensive.
布拉恰诺上有一个叫“宁静”的地方 There is one on the Bracciano lake, called "The Quiet"
有一个大花园。 with a large garden.
不，我不去“宁静”永远不去！ No, I'm not going to "The Quiet". Never!
你必须走，就这样，明白了吗？ You must go. And that's it. Is that clear?
不要反抗她，你会失去一切的。 Don't oppose her, you have everything to lose.
这是为你好。 This is for your own good.
不，我不去，我不去。 No, I won't go. I will not go.
如果我说我不去，那我就不去。 If I say I won't go there, then I won't go.
等等，我们来讨论一下。 Wait. Let's discuss it.
我不会去“宁静”的，一个男人去那里干什么？ I'm not going to "The Quiet". What is a man to do there?
如果你去那里！ You go there!
他们把你绑在床上，给你电击... 绝无可能！ They tie you to the bed, give you electro-shocks... No way!
乔治，我们该怎么办？ Giorgio, what should we do?
我建议我们去睡觉。 I suggest that we go to sleep.
我八点钟要开会。 I have an appointment at 8:00.
明天我们必须做出决定。 But tomorrow we must make a decision.
我受不了了! 我再也受不了了！ I can not stand it! I can not stand it anymore!
你知道他尿床吗？ Do you know he even wets his bed?
他真幸运。 Lucky him...
这里是布法罗塔大道吗？ Is this Via Bufalotta?
我要下车。 Then I'm getting down there.
谁在那儿？ Who's there?
是我，奥古斯托。 It's me, Augusto.
他们想把我送进精神病院。 They wanted to put me into an asylum.
所以我告诉自己: So I told myself:
”这里不适合你，你该走了。 "This is not a place for you. You should leave.
“ 埃尔希德 是你的好朋友，他会帮你的” "Alcide is your good friend He will help you. "
你会帮我的，对吧？ You'll help me, right?
如果他们想伤害你，我会把他们都杀了。 If they want to hurt you, I'll kill them all.
我会一枪崩了他们。 I'll shoot them in the mouth.
你要开枪打谁? 把枪给我！ Who are you going to shoot? Give me the gun!
- 快点，给我!-不，这是我的。 - Come on, give it! - No, it's mine.
我和他之间的麻烦已经够多了，不需要多余的。 I had enough trouble with him. You were all we needed.
我该让你住哪里？ Where will I put you?
我不是讨厌鬼，他知道我很好。 Look, I'm not a nuisance. He knows I'm good.
像面包一样好。 Good as bread.
我洗衣服，熨衣服，我甚至可以帮忙做家务。 I do my laundry, I iron. I can even help out with the housework.
这样我们就不用付女佣的钱了，很好，不是吗？ This way we won't have to pay for the maid. Great, isn't it?
我不知道我们还有女佣，随便你！ I didn't know we had a maid! Oh, do as you want!
我要睡觉了，我累了。 I'm going to bed, I'm tired.
你在我睡觉的时候, You sleep with me,
不要发出任何声音，也不要开灯，好吗？ but don't make any noise and don't turn on the lights, OK?
- 晚安，奥古斯托-晚安。 - Good night, Augusto. - Good night.
希望你别打鼾。 I hope you don't snore.
如果你愿意，你可以到她床上睡，在大床上你会感觉更好。 You can sleep with her if you want. You'll feel better in a big bed.
不，不。 No, no.
- 请便-不用了，谢谢。 - Be my guest. - No, thank you.
你确定吗？ Are you sure?
那我们来玩个游戏。 Then let's play a game.
同意。 Agree.
我们送你吧，罗莎？ Can we drop you off, Rosa?
不，我在等我妈妈，她总是迟到。 No, I'm waiting for my mom. She's always late.
代我向她问好。 Tell her I said hi.
你不辞而别。 You left without saying goodbye.
是的，我离家出走了。 Yes. I ran away.
你让我一个人呆着真是太卑鄙了。 It was very mean of you to leave me alone.
我想你，你知道吗？ I miss you, you know?
我也是，你为什么离开？ You too. Why did you leave?
我... 我不喜欢那房子。 Well, I ... I did not like that house.
你妈妈不想要我。 And your mother didn't want me.
这是..。 Here is ...
我的新地址，别给任何人。 ...my new address. Don't give it to anyone.
没人需要知道我在哪。 Nobody needs to know where I am.
我知道，他们在找你。 I know. They're looking for you.
你上报纸了。 You're in the newspaper.
那是我吗？ That's me?
我更喜欢现在的你。 I like you better now...
留着胡子。 ...with the beard.
你不辞而别, You disappear without saying goodbye,
却空手而来，连一朵花都没有。 and you come empty-handed, not even a flower ...
来，拿着这个。 Here, take this.
我会告诉妈妈我弄丢了。 I'll tell mom I lost it.
她来了，快躲起来！ Here she is. Hide!
- 注意安全-你也是。 - Be safe! - You too.
嗨，奥古斯托, 埃尔希德在这里吗? Hi, Augusto, Alcide isn't here?
不，他去 Cinecitt 参加一部电影的试镜。 No, he went to Cinecitt� to audition for a film.
他会很晚回来。 He'll be back very late.
我不舒服，我发烧了。 I don't feel well. I have a fever.
我要去睡觉了。 I'm going to bed.
等下会来一个护士。他会给我打针。 This is a nurse. He will give me an injection.
下午好。 Good afternoon.
你就是那个护士? 下午好。 You are the nurse? Good afternoon.
绿帽子! 狗娘养的！ Cuckold! Son of a bitch!
回来了? 怎么样？ Back already? How did it go?
我不想谈这个。 I prefer not to talk about it.
他们不要我, They wouldn't take me,
就算是临时演员也不行，知道为什么吗？ not even as an extra. You know why?
我告诉你，这太滑稽了。 I'll tell you. This is comical.
酒在哪里? 她把它藏在哪里？ Where is the Marsala? Where did she hide it?
像我这样的演员，甚至愿意做临时演员, An actor like me, ready to even work as an extra,
然后他就把我送走了？ and you send him off?
“我已经见过你了”导演说，那又怎样？ "I've already seen you" says the director. So?
“没怎么样,”他说，“我需要一张白痴的脸。” "So nothing," he says, "I need a face of an idiot."
我没有一张白痴的脸吗？ And I don't have the face of an idiot?
如果我手上有左轮手枪，我早就开枪了。 If I had my revolver, I would have shot him.
酒在哪儿? 艾妮丝 在这儿吗？ Where is the Marsala? Is Ines here?
是的... 不! 她在房间里，她感觉不舒服。 Yes... no! She's in her room. She doesn't feel good.
她到底怎么了？ What the hell is wrong with her?
有点发烧。她刚到这里就上床睡觉了。 A slight fever. JShe just got here and went to bed.
- 有个护士 ... - 护士? - There's a nurse ... - A nurse?
是的，一个强壮的家伙。 Yes, a beefy guy.
就像我们那边的那些。 Like the ones we had over there.
但是没穿衬衫，他们穿着工作服。 But without blouse. Here they are in overalls.
你是说一个没穿外套，穿工装裤的壮汉？ A beefy guy without a coat and in overalls, you say?
你听到了吗? 她真的很不好，他一定是在给她打针。 You hear that? She's really bad. He must be giving her an injection.
艾妮丝! 开门！ lnes! Open up!
出去! 他会杀了你的。 Get out! He'll kill you.
那是护士吗？ That's the nurse?
过来，你这个混蛋！ Come here, you bastard!
逃跑是没用的，我会抓到你的！ It's useless to run. I'll get you!
过来! 我要割了你的蛋蛋！ Come here! I'll cut your balls!
冷静点，别激动，不然你会中风的！ Calm down, don't get agitated or you're gonna have a stroke!
你知道你是什么吗? 一个妓女! 一个肮脏的婊子！ You know what you are? A whore! A dirty fucking bitch!
你不知道吗? 谢天谢地我有工作了。 Didn't you know? Thank God I have a job.
你觉得我们该怎么办？ How do you think we manage?
我要杀了你，我要杀了你！ I'll kill you, I'll kill you!
我的枪呢？ Where's my gun?
你疯了吗? 你在干什么？ Are you crazy? What are you doing?
我要杀了她！ I'll kill her!
等等! 别这样! 把枪丢掉！ Wait! No! Lose this gun!
我的上帝..。 My God...
艾妮丝... ln�s...
我杀了他，我是个杀人犯。 I killed him. I'm a murderer.
我杀了我最好的朋友。 I killed my best friend.
去你妈的！ Oh, go fuck yourself!
我要走了，你再也见不到我了。 I'm outta here. And you'll never ever see me again.
我的上帝... 原谅我，我求求你！ My God... Forgive me, I beg you!
艾妮丝..。 lnes ...
肮脏的婊子。 Filthy whore.
我给了你一个家，我让你成为一个淑女..。 I gave you a roof over the head. I made you a lady ...
婊子！ Bitch!
忘恩负义的... 婊子..。 lngrate... bitch ...
你没有请求宽恕。 You didn't ask for forgiveness.
宽恕? 为什么？ Forgiveness? And why?
你差点杀了我。 You almost killed me.
我差点心脏病发作。 I could have had a heart attack.
我疯了，我不想杀你！ I lost my mind. I did not want to kill you!
你是我唯一的朋友! 我的兄弟！ You're my only friend! My brother!
你弄疼我了！ You're hurting me!
道歉! 快点！ Apologize! Come on!
我听不见。 I can't hear you.
对不起！ Sorry!
她离开了我，所有的女人都是妓女。 She left me. All women are whores.
不是全部。 Not all of them.
你知道你弄疼了我吗？ You know you hurt me?
我当然知道。 Of course I know.
狗丢了跳蚤会很伤心。 Dogs are sad when they lose their fleas.
你跟他们长得很像。 You look like them, you know.
太好了！ Perfect!
这就是你玩球的方式。 That's how you play boules.
走！ Go!
不... 什么都别动！ No... don't move anything!
我得一分，甚至两分。 One point for me. Even two.
- 你老是赢-现在你知道了！ - You always win. - Now you'll see!
- 我在等你-等我? 为什么？ - I waited for you. - Waited for me? Why?
我还没打电话给你，你就来了。 I called you and you came.
快点，给我，跟我来。 Come on, give it to me. Come with me.
你是谁？ Who is this?
你说这是谁是什么意思? 这是罗莎，我的未婚妻。 What do you mean who is this? This is Rosa, my fianc�e.
是真的吗，小姐? 他没有骗我？ Is this true, miss? He's not making fun of me?
我希望不是。 I hope not.
我在电视上看到你了，你很有趣。 I saw you on TV. You were funny.
非常感谢，你想要签名吗？ Thank you very much. Would you like an autograph?
小姐，能给我签个名吗？ Can I ask for your autograph, miss?
冷静点，别急。 Calm down. Don't rush.
过来坐下。 Come sit down.
我的爱人。 My love ...
你能来真是太好了。 You did well to come.
是妈妈让你来看我的吗？ Did mom tell you to come see me?
不，我是来和你一起住的。 No, I came to live with you.
我离家出走了。 I ran away from home.
现在你有什么打算？ And now?
我想留在这里，可以吗？ I want to stay here. Can I?
你介意吗，先生？ Do you mind, sir?
不客气，请随意。 Not at all. Make yourself at home.
我一点也不介意。 I don't mind at all.
不过..。 Well, still ...
发生什么事了？ What has happened?
我像你一样完蛋了。 I finished like you.
他们也想... 把你关起来？ They wanted... to lock you up?
差不多吧。 More or less.
我听到妈妈告诉乔治 I heard mom tell Giorgio
她会送我去圣心寄宿学校。 she would send me to boarding school Lake Maggiore.
因为她有一个姐姐住在斯特雷萨。 Because her sister lives in Stresa.
我要去斯特雷萨，一所修女开的学校，你能想象吗？ Me in Stresa, in a school run by nuns. Can you imagine?
你一定是在开玩笑！ You must be kidding!
但是... 为什么会这样？ But... what has happened?
一件蠢事，和平时一样跟黛博拉吵架了。 A stupid thing. The usual argument with Deborah...
我跟她开了个玩笑，她摔断了腿... 断了一点点。 I joked around with her and she broke her leg... A little.
太好了！ Great!
妈妈在乔治面前扇了我一巴掌。 Mom slapped me in front of Giorgio.
这是不可接受的！ That is unacceptable!
你哭了？ And you cried?
不，我才不会随他们的意。 No, I didn't give them that satisfaction.
太棒了！ Bravo!
太棒了! 太棒了! 非常聪明！ Bravo! Awesome! Very smart!
- 把手拿开!-那是赞美！ - Hands off! - It was a compliment!
好吧，但别碰她。 Okay, but don't touch her.
继续，然后呢？ Continue. And afterwards?
我不想再和他们住在一起了。 Well... I could no longer live together with them.
没有凝聚力了..。 When there is no more aggregation ...
什么？ What?
凝聚力。 Aggregation.
天啊，她说得真好！ My God, she speaks well!
罗莎关注所有的文化电视节目。 Rosa follows all cultural television programs.
鹅！我能看看他们吗？ Geese! Can I see them?
当然。 Of course.
- 小心，它们会咬人-不会的。 - Careful, they bite. - That's not true...
别碰她，她跟艾妮丝不一样。 Don't touch her. She's not like lnes.
不行吗？ No?
不行。 No.
可怜的艾妮丝 我想她了。 Poor Ines. I miss her.
谁知道她在哪儿？ Who knows where she is?
算命先生？ Fortune-teller?
她很漂亮，你的女朋友，非常杰出。 She is very pretty, your girlfriend. Very distinguished.
可以看出她来自一个很好的家庭。 One can see she comes from a good family.
太棒了！ Yes!
她还没结婚？ She's still not married?
什么？ What?
没什么，我什么都没说，晚安。 Nothing. I said nothing. Good night.
晚安，埃尔希德。 Good night, Alcide.
我不喜欢这条路。 I don't like this road.
为什么？ Why?
太安静了，这不正常。 Too quiet. It's not normal.
罗莎，看看有没有人跟踪我们。 Rosa, see if someone is following us.
没有人。 There's no one.
现在看起来是这样，因为他们会像印第安人一样躲起来。 It only looks that way. But they hide, like the Indians.
我们看不到他们，但他们从来不会看不到你。 We can't see them, but they never lose sight of you.
你看到印第安人了吗？ Do you see the Indians?
你会摔倒的。 You'll fall over.
你喜欢大海吗？ Do you like the sea?
小时候，我梦想嫁给一个水手。 When I was little, I dreamed of marrying a sailor.
现在呢？ And now?
我想嫁给你。 I want to marry you.
你知道我多大吗？ Do you know how old I am?
我们相爱又有什么关系呢？ What does it matter when we're in love?
看我找到了什么！ Look what I found!
看! 多漂亮的贝壳！ Watch! What a beautiful shell!
听着！ Listen!
你能听到大海的声音！ You can hear the sea!
是真的。 It's true.
是的，大海！ Yes, the sea!
我会把它作为礼物送给你。 I'll give it to you as a gift.
不，她不接受任何人的礼物，想都别想！ No, she does not accept gifts from anyone. Don't even try it!
不好意思。 Excuse me.
死亡呢? 死亡吓到你了吗？ And death? Does death scare you?
不，恰恰相反。 No, on the contrary.
我会闭上眼睛，好好睡一觉。 I would close my eyes, and have a good sleep.
没有人会叫醒我去上学。 No one would wake me up to go to school.
你怕死吗？ Are afraid of death?
不，我习惯了。 No, I got used to it.
我告诉你一个秘密。 I'll tell you a secret.
我已经死了很久了。 I have been dead for a very long time.
但你还在这里！ Yet you're here!
有时候，上帝会给我一个假期。 From time to time, God gives me a leave of absence.
还有我和你一起度过的这一天 And the one I'm spending with you
是我拥有过的最美的东西。 is the most beautiful I've ever had.
太美了。 It is so beautiful.
听。 Listen.
你是做什么的？ What are you doing for a living?
我在电影院，电视台工作，我还是个发明家。 I work in cinema, TV... and I am also an inventor.
你发明了什么？ What have you invented?
当鞋子想往左走的时候往右走的方法。 The way to go right when the shoes want to go left.
罗马，没有失踪女孩的消息 Rome. No news about the girl who disappeared
上周她打电话告诉她妈妈: after her phone call last week when she told her mom:
“别找我，我得思考” "Don't look for me, I have to think. "
警方确定这之间有联系 The police are sure there is a link
失踪这件事和她祖父有关, between the disappearance and her grandfather,
奥古斯托 · 斯克里巴尼从精神病诊所出院后。 Augusto Scribani, who was released from the clinic for the mentally ill...
在那里，我也经常剪头发, There, I would also often get a haircut,
尤其是被爱抚的时候。 especially to get caressed.
你很擅长这个。 You're very good at that.
你的手轻多了。 Your hand is much lighter.
嘿，你！ Hey, you!
你在干什么，你在监视我们吗？ What are you doing? Are you spying on us?
走开，不然我杀了你！ Go away or I'll kill you!
偷窥狂！ Voyeur!
戴绿帽子的 Cuckold
你会得到报应的！ You'll get yours!
我不明白。 I don't understand.
这把枪不管用。 This gun doesn't work.
一切都搞砸了。 It's all screwed up.
这把枪坏了，奥古斯托，我得买..。 This gun is broken, Augusto. I have to buy...
快跑，罗莎，快！ Run, Rosa! Come on!
你为什么要跑? 这枪没用的！ But why are you running? It's not working!
醒醒！ Wake up!
发生什么事了？ What's going on?
是他们! 你看，我是对的。 It's them! You see, I was right.
他们不会让你走的。 They don't ever let you go.
他们，谁？ Them, who?
印第安人！ Indians!
小心，他们有武器。 Be careful. They are armed.
扩音器。 Megaphone.
Augusto Scribani! Alcide Trotti！ Augusto Scribani! Alcide Trotti!
出来! 你们被包围了！ Get out! You are surrounded!
罗莎，醒醒！ Rosa, wake up!
那是什么声音？ What is that voice?
没什么，别害怕。 Nothing ... Don't be afraid.
出来！ Get out!
抵抗是没用的，你逃不掉的。 No use in putting up resistance! You can not get away.
混蛋！ The bastards!
你听说了吗？ Have you heard?
你别想活捉我！ You won't get me alive!
我会献出我的生命！ I'll sell my life dearly!
聚光灯。 The projector.
- 最后一次-出来! 放下武器！ For the last time - Get out! Drop your weapons!
先把孩子带出来！ Bring out the child first!
出来，双手抱头！ Get out! Hands on your head!
你还好吗？ How are you?
他们伤害你了吗？ Did they hurt you?
放开我，我可以自己走！ Let me go! I can walk alone!
我是个政治犯。 I am a political prisoner.
我会让你为我同伴的遭遇负责。 I will hold you accountable for the treatment of my companion.
什么同伴？ What companion?
罗莎 。那里。 Rosa Scribani. Here.
这边请。 This way, please.
我要大开杀戒！ I'll make a massacre!
我投降！ I surrender!
担架，快！ A stretcher, quickly!
我的腿！ My leg!
埃尔希德，你受伤了吗？ Alcide, are you hurt?
你伤得重吗？ Are you hurt badly?
轻点，轻点！ Gently, gently!
医院见。 I'll see you at the hospital.
没啥事，回头见。 It's nothing. I'll see you later.
看这里，这是一把假手枪，谁让你开枪的？ Look here - it was a dummy pistol. Who told you to shoot?
再见，亲爱的，一切都会好起来的。 See you soon, my dear. All will be well.
我们会再见面的，再见，我会联系你的。 We'll meet again. Bye. You'll hear from me.
别忘了我！ Don't forget me!
你能打开警笛吗？ Can you turn on the siren?
圣心寄宿学校在哪里？ Where is the Sacred Heart boarding school?
沿着湖走200米。 Go on for 200 meters along the lake.
你会看到一个大别墅。你不会错的。 You'll see a large villa. You can't go wrong.
- 嗨，阿姨-你还好吗？ - Hi, Auntie. - Are you okay?
爸爸给我写的论文写得很好。 The essay that dad wrote for me worked out great.
至少有七八分。 I got at least 7 or 8.
跟罗莎回家吧，我还有事要做。 Go home with Rosa. I have errands to run.
别回家太晚。 And don't get home too late.
你大老远跑来就是为了我？ You came so far just for me?
是的，为了你。 Yes, for you.
我们很久没见了，多久了？ We haven't seen each other for a long time. How long?
六个月，很长一段时间。 Six months. A very long time.
如隔千秋。 An eternity.
你在这里感觉怎么样? 很糟糕，对吧？ And... how do you feel here? Bad, right?
哦，不! 我不想来，但是..。 Oh, no! I didn't want to come, but ...
周末我可以出来和阿姨住。 During the weekend I sleep with my aunt.
我喜欢我的阿姨，我也喜欢我的表兄 Gianluca。 I like my aunt. And I like Gianluca, my cousin.
他随着年龄的增长而进步。 He's improved with age.
没错，这里还不错。 That's true. It's not bad here...
你还爱着我吗？ You're still in love with me?
我... 是的。 I... Yes.
你呢？ And you?
那是自然。 Naturally.
但现在有我的表兄..。 But now there's my cousin ...
你看到他了，你觉得他怎么样？ You saw him. What do you make of him?
他还年轻。 He's young.
他为我疯狂，完全着迷！ He is crazy for me. Completely fascinated!
你呢？ And you?
我不知道，一点点喜欢，一点点不喜欢。 I don't know. A little bit yes, a little bit no.
喜欢多一点。 I fear it is more yes than no.
他非常聪明，甚至迷人。 It is very smart. And even sexy.
不过别担心，我没告诉他我们的事。 But don't worry; I didn't tell him about us.
你做得很好。 You did well.
这是我们的秘密。 That is our secret.
我想你，你知道吗？ I miss you, you know?
我们很幸福。 We were happy.
埃尔希德怎么样了？ How is Alcide?
很好，他出院了。 Good, good. He got released from the hospital.
他有点跛，其实很跛。 He limps a little. A lot, actually.
艾妮丝回来跟他住。 lnes came back to live with him.
你呢？ And you?
我在 Piazza Farnese 找到了一个和修女们住一起的房子。 I found a room with the sisters at Piazza Farnese.
我就像个教皇。 I'm like a pope.
你怎么找到我的？ How did you find me?
我总是知道你在哪里。 I always know where you are.
我非常爱你，你知道吗？ I loved you so much, you know?
我依然爱你。 And I still love you.
我也是。 So do I.
他来了！ Here he is!
我得走了。 I gotta go.
走吧，时间不早了。 Let's go. It's getting late.
不然我妈会骂我的。 Otherwise, my mom will yell at me.
嗨 Gianluca。 Hi, Gianluca.
你会在这里待几天吗，爷爷？ Will you stay here for afew days, grandpa?
不，爷爷要回罗马了。 No. Grandpa is going back to Rome.
这个夏天，我要和爸爸去哥斯达黎加。 This summer, I'm going to Costa Rica with Dad.
但是复活节, But for Easter,
我会在罗马。 I'll be in Rome.
那我们还会见面吗？ So we'll see eachother?
谁知道呢？ Who knows?
你没告诉我哥斯达黎加的事，为什么？ You did not tell me about Costa Rica. Why?
我没必要什么都告诉你。 I don't have to tell you everything.
爷爷..。 Grandpa...
求你了，别死。 Please, don't die.
我尽量。 I'll try.
- 多少钱? - 4500. - How much? - 4500.
给你。 Here.
还要点别的吗？ Would you like anything else?
不，我这就走。 No. I'll be on my way.